“That man in the Stables. You love him?”
”With all my heart.”
”I take that apple and he lives. That’s the deal you want to make?”
”With all my heart.”
- me: ITS PATRICK'S BIRFDAYYY!
- friend: OMG I KNOW, WE SHOULD GET HIM A PRESENT OR SOMETHING
- me: SHIT, WE SHOULD
- friend: BUT WHAT?
- me:
- friend:
- me:
- friend:
- me: Pete
- me: Pete in a box
- me: We are getting Patrick Pete Wentz, in a box
- me: clothing not included
did you know in a hidden episode of SNL zak was on with nic cage?
They’re going to have a three-way with the Declaration of Independence.




